OK, by popular demand, here are some pictures of my two cats, Neko and Jack. Neko is the black cat. As you can see, she is extremely fond of canned cat food; but she's so damn good looking that she wears it well. Jack is the Siamese -- actually, I think he's a Burmese, but it's easier to tell people he's Siamese. Figuring out why he's called "Jack" is left as an exercise for the reader.

On this page you'll find little thumbnail copies of each picture. Click on the little picture to pop up the full-sized version.

But enough with the cats already, the ladies will no doubt complain -- let's see some pictures of you, Beakley, and not just that bizarro self-portrait on your homepage neither.

Fair enough. But I must caution: all the really spicy pictures of me are on a separate page -- you'll need an Adult Check ID to view them. (Note: I'm still working out some problems with the "art photography" page; but I'll put an announcement here, as soon as I get it up.) In the meanwhile, here are some pictures I took of myself. One is black and white:

And, for all you non-Goths, a couple in color:

Now skeedaddle on back to Beakley's Technophallocentric Home Page